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8 Responses to “Why is leveling parrying so hard…”

  1. Speck (Avatarati) says:

    L…M…A…O

  2. Maiev says:

    I’m not that hardcore xD to those who actually finish reading this :)) I actually had to ask my LS ppl a lot of those words ^^

  3. Enedin says:

    Lol. Really should try that one day, see how long I survive. I guess RDMs who ‘come early’ die less, but have less skill ups. IT4S ALL ABOUT BALANCE BABY

  4. Aramina says:

    LMAO!!!

    I followed this threed looking for something about Parrying skillup, and end up reading about lesbians and Mai’s Staff Skill O.O

    Very funny, and will probably link this on my LS website because we have a Humor board and people always appreciate something new and funny to read.

    This even funnier than when a friend of mine lead a SAM on AF2 to Onzozo with a Level 2 mule and told him that he was really under a horrible curse and was dodging mobs on the way because they would “agro to low max HP.”

    Normally, I’m nice to little nooblets, but when someone has an advanced job high enough to be after AF2 and they are gullible enough to fall for a trick like that, they really need to consider leveling at least 10 more jobs up through the Dunes and Qufim and get some more experience.

    My friend said he figured the guy would call his bluff along the way somewhere, but it didn’t end until the SAM was dead and deleveled in Onzozo after charging into a room full of Goblins a la “Leroy Jenkins” and his pals.

    Anyhow, regarding parrying, other than being a Bard and it being more difficult to enjoy my porn while I do it (my RDM almost 37 now ^^ and I level it with the mostest RMT-like gear ever. I’m out to prove that skill > gear, even though skill + gear > skill or gear. that and my utter lack of storage space… give me RSE, a wand, and some cheap rings, I wore my signal and tactics pearls and CHR rings from my BST for last party, and they loved me!)

    Anyway, my other big problem skilling up parrying is that my Level has surpassed my skill by so much, that the mobs that I should target to level parrying can’t really hit me, so there’s nothing to parry, since from what I can see, misses come before parrying comes into play.

    I setup BRD/NIN with parrying torque, 2x parrying knives, or parrying knife and dual rapier, and demon helm, and try to take on tougher mobs that can hit me at least. I usually use combination of AGI Etude with either Mambo or Paeon playing to keep myself alive.

    Still, even with all of the added parrying skill, I don’t get many skillups on mobs like Robber Crabs, and there aren’t a lot of mandies that are the right level. I tried Alruane with no gear except the knives and scorp harness, because their level should have been just about right for the skillup “happy zone” for my parrying, but I was still tearing them to pieces and taking like no damage.

    Any suggestions?

  5. Etain says:

    Wow that forum post is of epic proportions. I am suddenly saddened I can no longer read the official forums here at work (they blocked ’em *sadface*).

  6. Kimiko says:

    AFK, watching pr0n. =)

  7. thermistocles says:

    Wow this is probably the funniest thing i read in long time. everyone at work was like what so funny i was almost in tears good stuff

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