{"id":601,"date":"2008-08-29T02:38:38","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T07:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=601"},"modified":"2010-01-27T03:18:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T08:18:40","slug":"paying-a-steak-dinner-with-pennies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"Paying a Dinner with Pennies (Humor)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NFCjppyOkS0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NFCjppyOkS0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stop laughing! Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/profile_videos?user=pennypranks\" rel=\"nofollow\">more<\/a>, he even tries to pay for a CAR with pennies lol&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stop laughing! 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