{"id":278,"date":"2007-05-18T14:55:18","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T19:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2010-07-15T01:38:21","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T06:38:21","slug":"stupid-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Stupid people&#8230;(Humor)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Upgraded WP and some errors occured :x Sticky Posts aren&#8217;t displaying properly and if you Google your way in there, try to click on the sub link for now (I need to go out, I&#8217;ll fix it when I&#8217;m back) Anyhow,<\/p>\n<p>Exists in College too&#8230; (Yes, Post soon, I am just lazy in uploading pictures -.-).<\/p>\n<div class=\"captionright\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/maiev\/img\/allc.jpg\" alt=\"William Turner, All C for True and False Answer, Retarded People\"\/><\/p>\n<p>LOL Stupid People<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Professor&#8217;s email this dude and wrote:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dear Michael,<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic\"><br \/>\nEvery year I attempt to boost my students&#8217; final grades by giving them<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic\"> this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True\/False questions from only<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic\"> 3 chapters of material.  For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.  <\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic\">There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It&#8217;s as if you didn&#8217;t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic\">May God have mercy on your soul.<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Sincerely,<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Professor William Turner<\/span><\/p>\n<p>He just got served.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upgraded WP and some errors occured :x Sticky Posts aren&#8217;t displaying properly and if you Google your way in there, try to click on the sub link for now (I need to go out, I&#8217;ll fix it when I&#8217;m back) Anyhow, Exists in College too&#8230; (Yes, Post soon, I am just lazy in uploading pictures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1300],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-nobody"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - 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