{"id":252,"date":"2007-03-19T23:47:03","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T04:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2010-07-15T01:09:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T06:09:14","slug":"being-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staronion.com\/maiev\/nfblog\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"DuckHUNT being an ASS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya&#8230; we just did. So Ducks were popping Rosturm Pumps. We finished and saw a BST fighting Citipati. Sibe was bored and voked when it was unclaimed. So JP BST Makibao was like &#8220;why&#8221;. Anyhow, we raped it. We invited him to lot the slops. He lotted a 775. So we were like.. lets pass the slops and go home. 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